Is it a subtle attack, a way for those who don’t understand us to rid the world of “our kind”? I don’t know, but this developement just may kill every web developer out there:
Scientist develops caffeinated doughnuts

They know we need our caffeine, they know we can’t resist free doughnuts. All they have to do to kill each and every web developer, programmer, etc, is to dump a big pile of these in conference rooms across the world and whisper the phrase (free doughnuts in the conference room” and computer geeks across the world will eat them until they overdose on caffeine and sugar!

Dastardly Evil Genius Plan!
Sugar, Fat AND Caffeine! It’ll be the death of all computer geeks!